THE 10 NAZI COMMANDMENTS

Poem composed on April 13, 2009

THE 10 NAZI COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shall...
Obey Madam Hitler’s demand
As the sole valid command
Lest come the court remand
And then the brutal reprimand

2. Thou shall…
Be welcomed regardless of whether you are a Choleric
A Sanguine, a Phlegmatic or a Melancholic
As long as you are a true blue alcoholic
And could karaoke sing your way to magic

3. Thou shall…
Enjoy the Nazi indulgence to pleasure
Through Swastika holiday tour leisure
But please no stubborn childish seizure
Or else you’re dismissed by peer pressure

4. Thou shall…
Share your brethrens’ obsession for food
By strictly observing Sunday Noodle’s day
Care for your brethrens’ changing of mood
By observing if they behave in a different way

5. Thou shall…
Attend the Wine and Whine session
With honesty outpour your depression
Indulge in unfulfilled hidden passion
And take advantage by searching for affection

6. Thou shall…
(If you do find yourself in some kind of attraction)
Immediately bring to Madam Hitler’s attention
For Madam Hitler is so ready for consultation
And even provide ‘Bazhi’ compatibility calculation

7. Thou shall…
Remember that Madam Hitler makes the decisions
Overruling all sorts of complaints and objections
Even those that speaks of the truth and precision
Or the consequence could be violent aggression

8. Thou shall…
Avoid self-picture posting narcissism as a culture
For strangers compliments violate the Nazi nurture
Or Madam Hitler’s veto shall be exercised
And believe me… you shall be traumatized

9. Thou shall…
Avoid self-proclamation to gorgeousness
For come on, it is simply outrageousness
For only Madam Hitler is allowed to be haughty
And segregate the true ‘hottie’ from the ‘nottie’

10. Thou shall…Participate in real life tragic dramas
Seizing the glamorous main role
Rejecting the gloomy supporting role
For we are always there to heal traumas